1 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:32,620 Martin? 2 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,280 Martin? Oh, it's me. 3 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:45,080 The Martin of home! 4 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,960 Well, 5 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:53,200 that might have worked for King Kong, but on you it looks pretty silly. 6 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,420 Oh, Tim. 7 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:58,020 Tim, I didn't hear you come in. I was so absorbed. 8 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,000 Oh, Tim, I'm in a lot of trouble. 9 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:07,070 What is it? I have a toothache. You see... Where'd I go? 10 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:08,530 I was just here. 11 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:13,950 Oh, there I am. What is it? What's the matter? 12 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:16,250 Oh, it's you. 13 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:19,930 Tim. Uncle Martin, what is wrong with you? 14 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:24,810 I just told you I have a toothache. But why can't you see? Do you know where 15 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:27,730 you're looking? Oh, I can see. It's my sense of depth that's off. 16 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:31,610 Also, the images that are being projected by my retina, they're out of 17 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:36,210 You see, Tim, in a Martian, the optic nerve is tied in with the levitating 18 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:38,730 nerve. I'd illustrate, but I don't know what I'd be raising. 19 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:41,250 From a toothache? You can't see? 20 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:42,189 Of course. 21 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,190 It's very simple. 22 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:44,650 It's the eye tooth. 23 00:02:35,090 --> 00:02:36,090 Oh. 24 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,190 Oh, I'm afraid you're still out of whack. 25 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:40,750 How do you feel? 26 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:41,910 The same. 27 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:47,290 There's no pain, but the retina images, I, uh... Well, they... And I'm in my 28 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:48,290 field of focus. 29 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:51,590 I'm all mixed up, Tim. I need help. 30 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:52,950 Look, Martin, look. 31 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:58,690 Well, maybe during my lunch hour I can stop by here and I'll pick you up. I can 32 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:01,290 take you downtown. I'll take you right to a good Oculus. 33 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,960 Oculist? Who needs an oculist? 34 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:07,620 I need a dentist. 35 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,440 Tim, this is as good a time as any to talk to you about something that has 36 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,440 bothering me. 37 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:17,120 Lately, I've had the feeling that you've been taking me for granted, treating me 38 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,620 just like an earthling. I'm not one of you, Tim. 39 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:24,220 I'm a Martian with different reactions and different responses. I have problems 40 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,480 that are unique to you people. 41 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,760 Uncle Martin. Who's there? 42 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:32,470 Uncle Martin, look, I'm really becoming concerned about you. Now... I think it's 43 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:33,269 getting worse. 44 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:35,550 It is getting worse, and it's going to get worse -er. 45 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:40,330 Worse -er? All those things you insisted I do last night, putting oil of cloves 46 00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:43,890 on my tooth, cold compresses, and this ridiculous thing. 47 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:50,050 Charming little homemade remedies, Tim, but Earth is not my home. I repeat, I am 48 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:54,210 a Martian. I have an ache in my eye, too. Take me to your dentist. 49 00:03:57,990 --> 00:03:59,450 I'll take you to my dentist. 50 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,060 Well, please be quick about it, will you? 51 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:07,900 Uncle Martin. 52 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,180 Hmm? 53 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:14,080 Are you sure you don't need an oculus for a problem with my eye tooth? 54 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:19,120 Maybe you'd go to an oculus, but I'd go to a dentist. And while you're downtown, 55 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:22,000 I think it would be a good idea for you to stop off and get yourself a haircut. 56 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,160 That's lovely. 57 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,480 It's Picasso, isn't it? 58 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,280 That is the directory board. 59 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:52,780 Oh. 60 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,740 Well, I was wondering why we stopped to examine a painting. 61 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,200 Here it is, Dr. Little, room 304. 62 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:01,580 Must be this way. 63 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:04,980 You don't know what a sacrifice I'm making for you. I haven't been in to see 64 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:08,200 Herbie in over two years. He's going to be mad at me just for neglecting my tea. 65 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:11,400 Well, how mad can he get? After all, you finally showed up, didn't you? I showed 66 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,070 up. This is your appointment. No, no, Tim. It's your appointment. Uncle 67 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:18,510 Yes? I made the appointment for you. This is your appointment. 68 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,870 Tim, I can't visit with your dentist. 69 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:22,170 I can't have an appointment. 70 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:25,870 My teeth aren't like yours. The minute he started working on me, he'd be 71 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:27,270 thunderstruck. Thunderstruck? 72 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:29,590 We Martians have more teeth than you Earth people. 73 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:30,609 How many? 74 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:32,810 Fifty -two. With absolutely no cavities. 75 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:36,450 Oh, now and then, a little something goes wrong. But as far as the teeth 76 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:39,870 themselves are concerned, they're absolutely perfect. And of a substance 77 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,390 foreign to you Earth dentists. 78 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,170 Then what are we doing here? 79 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:44,880 It's very simple, Tim. 80 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:49,400 You made the appointment in the name of Mr. O 'Hara, so you can keep it. All I 81 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,340 want to do is get inside a dentist's office. 82 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,280 I need some dental powders and pumice he has. 83 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:55,580 How are you going to do that? 84 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,460 Listen, Uncle Martin, this isn't going to work. 85 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:01,040 Of course it is. No, no, I'm going to cut out. I forgot to tell you how 86 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,320 I am when it comes to dentists. 87 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:03,619 Don't worry. 88 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:04,640 I'm here to protect you. 89 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,760 How can they do anything with the way you see? 90 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,680 I mean, talk about cockeyed optimists. 91 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:18,670 when I resent your lack of faith. Now, I don't expect you to move mountains, but 92 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:22,250 I would appreciate a bit more confidence in my superior abilities. 93 00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:23,850 What are you doing? 94 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:27,110 I have punched my tongue over my eye tooth. 95 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:32,350 It's a bit painful and awkward, but for as long as I can hold it, it's as 96 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,550 accurate and bullseye as my vision can ever, ever be. 97 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:37,790 Now, I'm watching. 98 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:40,690 One Dennis Prober going up. 99 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:55,350 Now, you just sit quietly, because the dentist is about to come in here, and 100 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:58,510 he's going to be glad to see you. As a matter of fact... Oh, he's coming in 101 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:00,190 and he's very happy to see you. 102 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:02,670 Ah, Tim. 103 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:05,650 Hello there, old buddy. Long time no see. 104 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:06,749 Hi, Harvey. 105 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,790 Hi. You look just great. Oh, thanks. 106 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:10,690 This is my uncle, Martin. 107 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,210 How are you? 108 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:13,230 Hi. 109 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:18,690 Well, now let's see what we have with you here. 110 00:07:24,619 --> 00:07:25,619 Tim, the mirror. 111 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:34,700 Now, 112 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:44,360 I'm just looking, but the good cleaning is... 113 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,600 It never did that. 114 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:43,500 his cabinet with him in the room. You're not going to get a good look at it with 115 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,540 him out of the room either. Now, will you please put that tongue back in your 116 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:50,380 tooth? You darn near killed me just pointing your finger at that chair. 117 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,900 If you're in this room alone, you'll destroy the place. No, no, no, no, no. 118 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,900 chair was an accident. 119 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,900 My finger slipped and I hurt my tongue. 120 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,440 When I saw all those wonderful powders he has, I bit myself in the excitement. 121 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,960 I don't care where you bit yourself. 122 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,820 Oh, my heart. 123 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,900 Now, will you please get out of here? 124 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,520 Keep him out there now. Don't let him come back to the room. 125 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,740 Okay, all right. But keep a civil tongue on your eye, too. 126 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:16,620 I will, I will. But keep him out there. 127 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,500 They all look fine to me. 128 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 That one? 129 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:38,160 No, that looks fine. 130 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:39,990 How about that one? 131 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:45,090 Which one? 132 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:46,790 Oh, any one. 133 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:51,890 That's good. That's like a GL white dot pumice. 134 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:03,790 How about that one? 135 00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:08,050 Well, I saw one of them. 136 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,490 Glow a little bit. 137 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,590 Norma. 138 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:13,930 The light, Norma. 139 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:22,430 Norma! Oh, isn't that a nice name? Nurse Norma. You know, if you put an L on me 140 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:25,150 in that, you have Nurse Norma, but that couldn't be you. No, because you're so 141 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:27,910 far ahead of the pack. Which reminds me, what are you doing, like, tonight? 142 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:32,250 It's all right, Herbie! Listen, we're old friends. I met her before. 143 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:33,730 Oh, no, you haven't. 144 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,610 Perhaps you met my twin sister, but you've never met me before. 145 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:39,670 You? You have a twin sister? 146 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:44,710 Oh, what I meant was maybe I met you in my dreams, but if you have a twin 147 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,170 sister... Oh, you've just got to be kidding. Listen, how about your phone 148 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:50,330 number? Come on. All right, all right. If you won't give me your phone number, 149 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,570 how about your zip code? 150 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,030 Here we go. 151 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,150 Tim, 152 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,350 would you take me home? 153 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:59,870 Home? Yeah, I suddenly developed a bad headache. 154 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,360 Oh, and he doesn't drive either, so I guess I'll just have to take him home. 155 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:06,020 You? Well, you were in the middle of an examination. Well, I was, Herbie, but I 156 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,180 know you'll forgive me. I'm just afraid of Dennis, that's all. 157 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:12,960 Tim. And I'll come back later, maybe next week, without him, or maybe the day 158 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,240 after that, or the day after that. You're not going to leave? 159 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,700 You're just going to leave? 160 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,680 I don't like to do that, but let's face it, you do have something wrong with 161 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,720 your fuse box, and the drill would never work properly, and the lines would 162 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,920 never work either, Herbie, and actually... Tim! What? Stay! No! 163 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:31,830 Does it? 164 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,309 Mm -hmm. 165 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,310 Now. 166 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:35,349 Now. Tim. 167 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:36,350 Here. Tim. 168 00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:37,890 Over here. Oh. 169 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:39,569 Now, Tim. 170 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:42,510 Just guide this end for me now. All right. No, no, no. Don't touch it. Don't 171 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,990 touch it. Just guide it in. All right. 172 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:45,690 No, no, no, no, no. Back toward me. 173 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:46,849 Toward me? 174 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:49,810 Me. Toward me. That's it. That's it. All right. Now, no, no. Down, down, down. 175 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:51,370 Down, down, down. 176 00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:54,690 No, no, no. Back to your right. To your right. To your right. To your right. 177 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,129 That's it. Now, back. 178 00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:58,770 Back. Back to your right. That's it. Up, up, up, up. 179 00:11:58,990 --> 00:11:59,990 Ah. Ah. 180 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,060 Right on. 181 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,960 Do all Martians do their own dental work? 182 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,820 It's not as unusual as you might think, Tim. 183 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,640 It's the same thing as you Earth people curing your own cold, headaches, and 184 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,399 stomach pains. 185 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,780 A well -educated Martian child learns his dentistry in grade school. 186 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:17,860 Grade school? 187 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:21,740 Of course, he first must complete internal medicine and pediatrics. 188 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,440 A child? 189 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:27,000 On Mars, the brain is available for education at the moment of birth. 190 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,790 A Martian child at the age of six is comparable to your Earth's greatest 191 00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:35,090 physicist. As a matter of fact, I have a nephew on Phobos who's only 13 years 192 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:38,790 old, and he's already discovered a cure for which there is no known ailment. 193 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,640 Looks okay to me. 194 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,619 Of course. 195 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:13,620 Looks deceive. 196 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,860 It's an old Martian aphorism. Well, it's an Earth aphorism, too. 197 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,360 But as far as I'm concerned, you look just fine. 198 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,460 Well, that's the problem with a crossed -eye tooth. 199 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,300 Everything looks fine externally. 200 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:27,260 Internally, everything's all cockeyed, reversed, upside down, inside out. No, 201 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:27,999 no, wait a minute. 202 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:34,540 Do you mean that I, uh... Well, you know, that I look to you 203 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:39,300 like... That's right. You go walking on your head and your feet need a haircut. 204 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,130 Martin, what are we going to do? 205 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:48,110 Extraction. Of course, if I was on Mars, I could radio beam it out. But here on 206 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:51,970 Earth, well, when in Rome... We have that aphorism, too. 207 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:53,890 Oh? 208 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,930 Well, I thought I just made it up. 209 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:05,650 Uncle Martin, what are you doing? 210 00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:12,340 Well, what is it? What are you asking? Well, I'm looking for a piece of string. 211 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:15,200 I thought it was in this cabinet. This is the cabinet, isn't it? Yes, here. 212 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:21,700 Is this what you're looking for? 213 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,020 Oh, I found it. 214 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:28,000 Uncle Martin, you were going to try and remove a tooth with a piece of string? 215 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,640 Tied to the doorknob. 216 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,560 I may have to take out both eye teeth. They are crossed. 217 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:37,160 Now, when I count to three, I want you to slam the door. 218 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,460 All right, but... 219 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,740 This is for kids. It's not going to work for you. 220 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:45,380 Well, in practicality, what is happening is that my mature, normally adult 221 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:50,040 Martian teeth are now baby teeth. Baby teeth? And if we don't hurry... What? 222 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,160 What? Before baby teeth, gums. 223 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,280 Huh? Gums. 224 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,680 Gums. Gums. 225 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,360 There's a retrogression prospect. 226 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:04,720 In a crossed -eye tooth, my insides go cockeyed, and if I don't do something 227 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,280 about it, they'll recede and I'll be gums. 228 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:11,120 Now, I don't mind being the first Martian on Earth, but I do mind being 229 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,100 first Martian on Earth who eats baby food. 230 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,400 All tied. I'm ready. 231 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:20,020 All right. Now, you go outside, and when I count to three, you shut the door. 232 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,680 Hard. Right. Okay. 233 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,100 One million. 234 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,920 Nine hundred and ninety -nine thousand. 235 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,660 Nine hundred and ninety -eight thousand. 236 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,240 What are you doing? 237 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:30,660 Counting to three. 238 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,980 Backward? You see, I told you I'm backward. 239 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:35,820 Now, one. 240 00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:39,219 Two. Three. 241 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,960 Doesn't work. 242 00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,220 That is an understatement. 243 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,780 Well, obviously, a Martian's baby teeth are still superior to Earth's 244 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:06,200 substances. Jim, I've asked you before, and I must ask you again. 245 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,590 Take me to your dentist. 246 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,690 What? We must visit with your Dr. Little again. 247 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:13,190 After what I did? What we did? 248 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:16,030 I mean, the fuse box, the chair, the drill? 249 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,169 That nurse? 250 00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:18,170 It's necessary. 251 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,550 I must do a major extraction. 252 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,210 Use his tools. 253 00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:25,750 But how are you going to explain barging into his office and then acting like a 254 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,970 couple of clowns and stealing off like two thieves in the night? Easy. Instant 255 00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:33,590 hypnosis. I'll draw him on a discussion of anesthetics, and then I'll put him 256 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:36,800 under. Well, now, look, if you're going to stand there holding that doorknob, 257 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,000 that's one thing. But if you're going to help me, that's another. 258 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,200 Now, please. 259 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,380 Would you mind leaving me alone? 260 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:48,300 And I have no intention of giving you my phone number. 261 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,820 Well, come on, I'm just trying to be friendly. 262 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:51,859 Friendly, you? 263 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:52,860 No, thanks. 264 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,560 You're supposed to be Dr. Little's friend. 265 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,800 And if your idea of being a friend is to run out in the middle of an 266 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:04,200 examination... Oh, now, come on. He did blow his fuse box and Uncle Martin had a 267 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,480 headache. And if we could have examined him right then and there, we would have 268 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,079 realized he had an impacted wisdom tooth and treated him immediately, instead of 269 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,640 having to come back and make us squeeze you in between someone else's 270 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,200 appointment. Speaking of squeezing... Yes? 271 00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,740 Do you think Dr. 272 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:21,079 Little's having any trouble with my Uncle Martin there in that room in 273 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,859 If you don't open your mouth, I can't help you. 274 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:31,380 Now, look, you were the one that called me and said you had an impacted wisdom 275 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:34,880 tooth. And I juggled all my appointments around just to fit you in immediately. 276 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:41,920 But if you don't want to open your mouth... Look, Mr. O 'Hara, I completely 277 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:46,120 understand the fright that overcomes you and many people in a dentist's chair, 278 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,420 but it's completely old -fashioned. 279 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:54,160 Yes, look, today, modern dentistry is totally painless. I mean, we do magical 280 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,680 things with water streams, liquid anesthetics. 281 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,500 Anesthetics. Sleep. 282 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,560 And move over so I can get up. 283 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:42,350 You'll forgive me for not opening my mouth, Doctor. 284 00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:45,070 But that's something a Martian can never do for an Earth dentist. 285 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:50,290 You see, the shock and the sheer visualization of seeing 52 brilliantly 286 00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:54,510 interforms when you look into a Martian's mouth is a development that 287 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,710 dentists should never see. 288 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:13,040 I'll explain as I go along. 289 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,520 You are under a form of hypnosis, but your subconscious will retain the 290 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,660 of the self -extraction you are about to witness. 291 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:29,740 All right, I'll tell you what. Both you and your twin, you're both beautiful. 292 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,880 I'll take you both out. 293 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:32,260 You're both beautiful. 294 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,460 I'll take you both out. 295 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:34,960 Are you getting all this? 296 00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:37,900 In cross -eyed teeth, it sometimes becomes a double extraction. 297 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,000 Come on, out. 298 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:45,600 Come on, out. 299 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,700 Don't be stubborn. You know you have to come out. So come on, out. 300 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,860 Come on, out. 301 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:57,920 Come on, out. Now, though he's stubborn, he's going to have to come out. So come 302 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,920 out. 303 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:06,480 When this is over, all you will remember, Doctor, is that you extracted 304 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,219 wisdom tooth. 305 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:10,300 I was a good patient, and you will not remember Tim running out on me. 306 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,100 Or the chair going up and down. 307 00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:15,370 or the buzzing drill, or the fuse box. 308 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:24,470 Oh, come on now, this is silly. You don't have to sit out here. One of us 309 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,790 and if you won't... Oh, sir, you're being so obstinate about it. 310 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,950 Well, Norma, that was nice of you to stay out here with him while his uncle 311 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:33,650 inside. But, Tim, old buddy, there's nothing to worry about. 312 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:38,070 One impacted wisdom tooth, taken right out. And we had it gift -wrapped, 313 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,070 I want to give it to you. 314 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,379 To me? 315 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:43,300 Mm -hmm. It's my wisdom tooth. Put it under your pillow and it will bring you 316 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:47,120 luck. No, no, Uncle Martin. You put it under your pillow and then the tooth 317 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,540 fairy comes and leaves you money. 318 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,360 Oh, isn't that sweet? 319 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,460 Doctor, was the chair all right? 320 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,760 And the drill? 321 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:58,580 No trouble? 322 00:20:58,940 --> 00:20:59,919 Uh, trouble? 323 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,520 The electricity, the fuse box. 324 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:02,860 What? The what box? 325 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,360 My, what beautiful eyes you have. 326 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,130 I wish I could do that. 327 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:21,230 When you wake up, you will be happy like Dr. Little. 328 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,890 And you will not remember the fuse box, nor the up and down chair, nor the 329 00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:26,890 runaway drill. 330 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:27,930 Come on, Uncle Martin. 331 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:29,250 Get her phone number for me. 332 00:21:31,030 --> 00:21:34,050 Well, oh, come on now. I mean, she's got a twin sister. 333 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,510 Tim, in that box is not my wisdom tooth. 334 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,130 It is my eye tooth. 335 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:47,290 I only had to pull the one. The other is sealed off with a temporary filling. 336 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,510 An eye tooth? 337 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:49,269 Mm -hmm. 338 00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:53,430 And I want you to have it because I want you to see with possibly a little bit 339 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:54,490 of the wisdoms that I have. 340 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:59,750 Oh, I see. What you're saying is that your eye teeth are something like our 341 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:00,589 wisdom teeth. 342 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:04,770 Yes. We Martians keep our wisdom in a safer place than our teeth. 343 00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:08,570 And you're not going to get her phone number for me, are you? See? 344 00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:10,770 You're getting smarter already. 345 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:17,370 And as I said, when you awake, you will be very happy and healthy and wealthy 346 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,710 and wise. And you'll give Tim your phone number. 347 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:26,930 Oh, I'm sorry, Tim. 348 00:22:27,790 --> 00:22:30,630 Uncle Martin, will you please make yourself visible? 349 00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:37,490 Uncle Martin, what is the matter? Why did you bump into me? Why are you 350 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,490 around invisible? 351 00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:40,190 Well, I thought it would make me feel better. 352 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:48,680 Tim, you're losing weight. 353 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,440 It's back. 354 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:54,100 Yeah, the filling fell out of my eye, too. 355 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,700 Come on, I'll show you back to bed. 356 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,120 I'll be all right, Tim. 357 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,320 I'll get a good night's sleep, and tomorrow morning I'll make a stronger 358 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,540 for my eye, too. Yeah, you're sure now you're going to be all right, huh? 359 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:09,980 Positive, positive. A temporary setback is not a permanent thing. 360 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,700 Uncle Martin, you know something? 361 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,460 With all of your aphorisms and your friendship... 362 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,740 Well, I just want to thank you for what you showed me. 363 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:27,740 And if I take you for granted, well, it's... It's only because you're... 364 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,920 an easy person to get used to. 365 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160 That's very nice. 366 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,820 Thank you, Tim. 367 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,520 Well, don't forget to put your tooth under your pillow. 368 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,920 Oh, I already did. 369 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,300 That's a quaint custom you have down here. 370 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,500 But, of course, you Earth people don't grow your teeth back, as we Martians do. 371 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,640 Good night, Uncle Martin. 372 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:08,980 Twenty -five cents in a jewel box? 373 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,560 To my Uncle Martin. 374 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,180 A friend in need is my Uncle Martin. 375 00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:26,200 Thank you for the wisdom and the tooth. 376 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,240 Sometimes it gets very lonely down here. 377 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,000 But in many ways, it's worth it.